The Life of a Speedrunner

23-Okt, 2020
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  • Tomorrow at 1PM EST I'm gonna be LIVE streaming and opening up a crap load of expensive Pokemon card boxes, BE THERE OR BE... UH... NOT THERE

    CircleToonsHDCircleToonsHDOy oldin
    • sorry I was 1 month late

      TinaTina16 soat oldin
    • B E T H E R E O R B E S Q U A R E

      Adelph CharlesAdelph CharlesKun oldin
    • WOW

      Радош ЈовановићРадош Јовановић2 kun oldin
    • Baby: *comes to life* Ambient music:

      GolrakaGolraka2 kun oldin
    • hey aborted kid ahead by aprox 8 months

      Esteban FernandezEsteban Fernandez4 kun oldin
  • I can hear dream music

    Feliny , I guessFeliny , I guessSoat oldin
  • when the timer started if he didn't wait 10 seconds he would have beaten his pb

    PowderedIcecreamPowderedIcecreamSoat oldin
  • It’s true that league of legends is hot gardbage

    FelineBoatFelineBoatSoat oldin
  • U know ppl who died in their mothers wombs have the world record speedrun right?

    Goldenmarty 777Goldenmarty 777Soat oldin
  • How Dream was born..

    Kalozya MnrKalozya Mnr3 soat oldin
  • I will not tell you I got confused at the title because I read it as “Spee-drunner”

    L LynnL Lynn3 soat oldin
  • Question is what is the peanut jar doing in a hospital

    Nickzy3gamingNickzy3gaming4 soat oldin
  • Then wouldn't abortion be a glitch that allows for millisecond runs?

    TheA.S.E.2096TheA.S.E.20964 soat oldin
  • if he wouldve done a backwards air roll off the doctor he wouldve saved 7 seconds. oooooffffff

    Aldous._.Aldous._.4 soat oldin
  • Runs dead guys

    Sosig ManSosig Man4 soat oldin
  • Me after bingewatching Summoning Salt: "alright, the timeframe rule is like a bus..."

    Matt J. DylanMatt J. Dylan5 soat oldin
  • the fastest speedrunnes are the ones that get axed in half when there halfway out of the birth canal

    Lucas PenaLucas Pena5 soat oldin
  • Pfft... my personal record is -36:37:22s (thanks to the miscarriage glitch).

    Kingdom of FijiKingdom of Fiji6 soat oldin
  • That's a weak record. Pros die in the womb

    IDK Why Im HereIDK Why Im Here6 soat oldin
  • Pfft he could have done multiple things throw himself out a window, drown and blood loss but no he decided to go for the peanut allergy route rookie mistake

    DEDSEC _17DEDSEC _176 soat oldin
  • Could’ve shaved 12s if he didn’t stand there announcing he’s doing a speedrun. So unprofessional

    Gou FukyuserufuGou Fukyuserufu8 soat oldin
  • *he just jumped off the bed, he could save those precious fames by backward long jumping above the doctors*

    Luka StojanovićLuka Stojanović10 soat oldin
  • This should have been a real life video otherwise this could've looked like a weird as heck animation

    Bella AlbertsBella Alberts11 soat oldin
  • He should've pulled off the wrong warp from mario to get the 6 seconds off

    DJ-TlKDJ-TlK12 soat oldin
  • no butterfly effect reference? interesting

    Matt MichelMatt Michel13 soat oldin
  • Pog

    Mr BeastMr Beast14 soat oldin
  • The world record for the fastest Speedrun age to reach 50 years old was about 50 years and 5 seconds

    LieutLieut15 soat oldin
  • a simple backflip would of saved 3 seconds, a peanut cap twist clip glitch would of saved another 5, nice attempt though

    xSparkyxSparky16 soat oldin
  • Well you gotta commend him he went for the peanut strategy and the amount of rng in that strategy is insane

    Osh KoshbjoshnoshOsh Koshbjoshnosh16 soat oldin
  • 22:784 is his personal best? That is some rookie number he gotta pump that number down. Some of the best speedrunners did it in -8 months

    Temp OraryTemp Orary17 soat oldin
  • No the REAL TIME WAS 00:00:49:28:784 to be specific

    Lucas AnonymousLucas Anonymous17 soat oldin
  • Smh what a noob, every good life speedrunner uses the bed skip, it’s situational and if you pull it off you can save several seconds, you have to jump from the hospital bed head first, if the bed isn’t high enough, or you only break a bone, you could lose a lot of time because you would be stationed at a hospital which would kill your chances of getting anywhere near the world record. I thought the bed skip was common knowledge, apparently not, smh

    Fhfjfnfjfjfnc FjfjfjfjfjfjFhfjfnfjfjfnc Fjfjfjfjfjfj17 soat oldin
  • The baby asked god to be put in a peanut allergy family

    Infernape PlayZInfernape PlayZ17 soat oldin
  • You should’ve added dreams Minecraft speedrun music

    ToggleKidToggleKid18 soat oldin
  • If he had used the womb glitch and done an out of bounds he wouldbe had a flawless run.

    GalacticGore 516GalacticGore 51618 soat oldin
  • Dude, you lost a huge amount of time because you didn't use the spin glitch for real life speedrunning, where you spin and it will teleport you. You messed up man. Damn.

    eggy yteggy yt18 soat oldin
  • That’s dream

    ET AdventureET Adventure18 soat oldin
  • Bro he should have done the back flip head 1st into the peanut butter can saved 12 seconds of tine

    Julio AnayaJulio Anaya19 soat oldin
  • Want to know what's funny he's eating a jar of peanut butter and I'm eating peanut butter on toast

    Donut :Donut :20 soat oldin
  • Nice

    Benjamin GrelisBenjamin Grelis20 soat oldin
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    NicoGamer 11NicoGamer 1120 soat oldin
  • I’m the 12,000 comment

    Rei BlexRei Blex20 soat oldin
  • The babies who die at birth must be laughing at how slow he is

    Yeah im ethanYeah im ethan21 soat oldin
  • What

    Marcelo CastroMarcelo Castro21 soat oldin
  • A few problems with the speed run 1. not in japanese 2. seconds of no movement 3. no blj preformed :)

    AndrewThe DurbsAndrewThe Durbs21 soat oldin
  • The abortion exploit actually allows a negative time to be achieved. It’s such a broken strat ngl

    Alex zeesAlex zees23 soat oldin
  • The Any% World Record is a miscarriage

    Kyle RoseKyle RoseKun oldin
  • Kids are alive before they born, so... not a record

    Dante AlivieriDante AlivieriKun oldin
  • Guys guys its ok He just made a simple rookie mistake

    Dylan GarciaDylan GarciaKun oldin
  • He should have tried a wallclip before he was born.

    PugnatorPugnatorKun oldin
  • You should have taken the window clip route it saves some some more seconds but its harder to pull of

    Fancy PantsFancy PantsKun oldin
  • If you have eyelashes, you are officially a girl in circletoons

    Min Eung KimMin Eung KimKun oldin
  • This is how dream was born but super hard core

    Mr duckMr duckKun oldin
  • If he didn’t waste so much time letting them finish their sentences, he would’ve gotten ahead of his previous record

    Trip HoffmanTrip HoffmanKun oldin
  • Did you know bugs are speed runners

    Isaac CadieuxIsaac CadieuxKun oldin
  • Could’ve saved pretty much all of the time with the miscarriage, but he needs really good RNG

  • Some people might think this is easy I tried it once it takes hours to make one seen and I kept messing up so appreciate this guys work.

    Trista GuerraTrista GuerraKun oldin
  • This is 100% the best video in the world

    isaias ruizisaias ruizKun oldin
  • not to brag or anything but I can cook minute rice in 59 seconds

    cyancyanKun oldin
  • Doctor: “ITS A SPEED RUN BABY!” Also Doctor: Yeet’s baby to help him achieve a 11.46 second speed run

    mrtake_ overmrtake_ overKun oldin
    • That's the DAS(Doctor assisted speedrun) category

      42SK42SK4 soat oldin
  • I can do it in 5.....

    LuckyLucasLuckyLucasKun oldin
  • You know what's faster than this? Abort

    CD - RxR Sharkex777GamingCD - RxR Sharkex777GamingKun oldin
  • Dream's son

    CrypticCrypticKun oldin
  • Pro tip: dont get vacations 👍

    Alexander MelvinAlexander MelvinKun oldin
  • Imagine this video but when the timer starts it's dream's voice and you hear his speedrunning music

    MaxenesMaxenesKun oldin
  • speedrun death

    Mr BeastMr BeastKun oldin
  • pls do another one with his 2nd attempt this was so funny

    CabbageCabbageKun oldin
  • Speedrun record: Chinese Newborn girl: 22 seconds

    stevanus trionandastevanus trionandaKun oldin
  • He could save 2 framerules by bouncing of his mother's head with the doctor's mask.

    vlassis politisvlassis politisKun oldin
  • He had good rng for the peanut allergy but immediately flunked it by not doing the backflip glitch could've saved those 6 seconds

    FrazerFrazerKun oldin
  • If life is a game i think i unlocked depression

    Michael MullinsMichael MullinsKun oldin
  • Woah. I wanna try this speedrun!

    ElijahYTElijahYTKun oldin
  • the fastest time to become 1 month was 1 month, no one has been able to beat it

    hyper mightyhyper mightyKun oldin
  • Baby dream be like:

    NonWolfNonWolfKun oldin
  • This is dream

    Jeffty Ferb RamiloJeffty Ferb RamiloKun oldin
  • Aw this reminds me of my little sister

    MotMotKun oldin
  • Massive and I mean massive time loss at the beginning there by not performing a doctor dialogue skip

    JRJRKun oldin
  • and thus Dream was born.

    MotivatedMotivatedKun oldin
  • I think he would get a record for walk and die% though

    JDW2JDW2Kun oldin
  • Ametures my cousin's brother had highest record than his personal best he died after a second of opening eyes

    Yourgoingto BrazilYourgoingto BrazilKun oldin
  • Rookie speed runner it took him 9 seconds to stand up

    Basic FunctionsBasic FunctionsKun oldin
  • Dude should get one of his friends to reincarnate as a woman to give birth to him so hes prepared to hand him a knife when hes born

    Cabinet gang leaderCabinet gang leaderKun oldin
  • God:ok this family has peanut allergies so just eat peanut butter

    matis47 yeetmatis47 yeetKun oldin
  • cool

    Nykrev FalconNykrev FalconKun oldin
  • If the woman aborts the baby, the time will be 0 seconds

    ApyniApyniKun oldin
  • XD

    Ace PureHeartAce PureHeartKun oldin
  • Então esses são os dubladores oficiais...

    lolixinhalolixinhaKun oldin
  • Bad move man you should just dive head first your head is nice and soft so it will break easily

    Zhirong WuZhirong WuKun oldin
  • i'd love if this is his shortest video

    Sean BernardSean BernardKun oldin
  • My Any% in life is 12 seconds

  • If you wanna see a speedrun of life let me know so I can start then kill myself

  • He's an experienced player, being able to walk, talk, and injest food at the age of 0. Unfortunately he's clearly an amateur. He waited way too long, he should have been eating AT LEAST 2 seconds in. Wasted time interacting with NPCs, which is the biggest speed run mistake you could make. Could have done it even quicker if you did physical damage instead of chemical, since it takes time to go into effect. In fact, if he had just fell at a 46 degree angle off the bed, he could have potentially did it in less than 3 seconds. Potentially.

    ILike BeaniesILike BeaniesKun oldin
  • This run could’ve been better if he landed in his head jumping off the bed, babies don’t usually live that from my tests

    TinkrrTinkrrKun oldin
  • dream, this you?

    seiko kodamaseiko kodamaKun oldin
  • When you speed run reincarnation

    RemixedYoshiRemixedYoshiKun oldin
  • I'm going to call stillbirths solid any% speedruns from now on!

    Kevin MeisenbacherKevin MeisenbacherKun oldin
  • He must have failed the mesh bug.. poor guy

    my name jeFFmy name jeFFKun oldin
  • Me life in a nutshell

    Monserrat MorenoMonserrat MorenoKun oldin
  • Bro he was like five seconds old. If he had just chugged the nearest bottle of water, he’d beat his personal record easily

    The_Innocent_ OneWhoThe_Innocent_ OneWhoKun oldin
  • dude league of legends player does speedrun in rank...

    Janille carlo SaladagaJanille carlo SaladagaKun oldin
  • He should've b-hopped into a clipping glitch to maintain momentum so he could skip past a large portion of the map.

    EruEruKun oldin
  • Haha leug of legands player

    Mashible GAMMERMashible GAMMERKun oldin
  • E

    C ScotC Scot2 kun oldin
  • I'm surprised there wasn't any Dream manhunt music in the background

    Fangamer97Fangamer972 kun oldin